her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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