Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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