I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
