This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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