Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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