the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
