Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
