I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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