Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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