do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize