I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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