She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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