oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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