Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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