Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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