giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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