We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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