You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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