You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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