I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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