I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
