i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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