Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
i now understand why vodka
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