So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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Come share oat with me in your robe
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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