Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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