I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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