Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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