I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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