Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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