Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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