he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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