he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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