I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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