I'm drive I can fine osifer
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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