ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
