I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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