She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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