Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i think i have two assholes
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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