Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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