Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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