ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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