3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
When did angry sex become our thing?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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