my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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