Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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