we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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