is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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