so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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