real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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