I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
it's great music for shaving your balls
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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