Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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