I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
organizing the empties. That sober.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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