I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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