At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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