just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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