Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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