THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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